SPAM! SPAM|! SPAMMITY SPAM

Oh, dreadful spam! It's everywhere popping out in my inbox. Hundreds of emails every day, all full with meaningless information. I just want to yell at the top of my lungs! Honestly, how can anyone tolerate this invasion? Perhaps spammers live trying to sellus something. Possibly they're justcrazy. Whatever, I need a solution! {Get in Me, B